posted on: April 8th, 2009
“My hands were so dry I was choking.”
-Crazy Lavern at work
(I would clarify if that were possible but I have no freaking idea.)
I’m basically gonna be pondering this the rest of the day. I think you really have to ask her.
This is akin to Lewis Black’s bit about overhearing some woman say
“If it wasn’t for my horse, I would have never spent that year in college.”
@LA- Maybe it was Lavern that he overheard- she says weird shit like that ALL THE TIME!!!;)
I understand Laverne completely.
ha ha ha! I will tell her Jeannie! She’ll be relieved! (I still think she’s crazy though!)
I love the quotes you collect. I try to as well…like my friend Al’s for instance. We’re sitting around watching a hockey game drinking a few beers…just guy stuff…neither of us has said a word for about 30 mintues and just out of the blue he says:
Al: “Smartie I wish we were homosexuals because if we were…right now we’d be fucking.”
me: “Stay the fuck away from me Al.”
@Brian OMFG!!! That one is GOLD!!!!!
Them’s some dry hands fo’ sho’
Can I interest you in BDC’s latest quote…
“”You better shut your mouth before I f*ck it”
We heard it on Zack & Miri Make a Porn and fell in love!
way to completely steal the show Brian.
I like that you call her Crazy Laverne.
Question. Does she have a pet crow? For some reason, it feels fitting. Don’t ask me why, but maybe it’s because I am on my 3rd glass of Chianti.
Just a girl- I asked- her answer made no sense whatsoever. While she said it, she was fumbling behind my receptionists desk… She bonkers (in a good way)
Bon Don- I like that one! (and may use it this weekend)
Dave & Brian- If you boys are going to start squabbling (is the even a word?) I will send you to your rooms!
Phaedra- She doesn’t but I am about to start a campaign for her to get one! I laughed so hard- I can just picture it!
Native Minnow- I’m still cranky with you since I still have to use IE to read your damn blog!
Dave..you just made me pee my pants..
I mean Brian..Jesus-Christ-in-a-speedo..its gonna be a bad day I can tell already.
…sorry if I stole the show (Smart hangs head in shame).
For that quote my dear- it was well deserved!
She moved and forgot to tell you. This is SO my family.
Have a great weekend.
Liz