That’s funny. There is a young lady that sits around the corner from me and I heard her answer her telephone today:
“Hello? Oh I’m sorry I think you have the wrong number. Can I take a message?”

Coffee came out my nose.

Is better now. Finally got the new keyboard installed. I do however have to relearn to type as the key spacing is a tad tighter making me hit the wrong letters, often.

I won’t however be using the wireless mouse that came with the wireless keyboard. You have no idea how much I loath wireless mice. The last one I owned got tossed out the second story window to the sidewalk below, where it deservedly smashed into pieces.

Being that I am online ALL day, and surfing the web profusely, the batteries inside those wireless rodent buggers can never hold up. They, of course, will crap out at the most inopportune times. Didn’t some guy named Murphy draft up laws about that? Then you are scrambling to find batteries, which half the time, or more, are not in the junk drawer where you usually keep batteries, because well, you had to use them on something where the batteries died, probably two weeks ago when the mouse died last.

So mice need to be wired down in my world, else they become projectiles. Is a biological fact of mice and this man.

The wireless keyboard however is fine. Batteries hold out for like 6 months, so I’m ok with that, and I like the convenience of sometimes sitting back with keyboard on lap, feet up on the desk. Wired keyboards just get too cumbersome and limiting there.

So yeah, that typographical bi-polar condition that plagued me for the past few day, I’m now cured.

May I use that as my new screen name?? lol that was great!!

<3 Bon Don

I am so very glad that the keyboard is fixed- it was giving me a headache in a big way!!!!
BonDon- Absofreakinglutly! hahaha!
Brian- Was the message for me?

This is even better than Che.

Oh crap! Don’t tell Steve that Shine- I’ll never hear the end of the “I beat out Che” gloating!

That’s a weird glitch for a keyboard to pick up.
I suppose it’s been that keyboard Tourette’s, where it throws insults into your dialogue.