to desire the replica

posted on: February 9th, 2010

Dexter- “Deb, how much coffee have you had?”

Deb- “A metric fuck-tonne”

-From Dexter

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Jeannie Says:

How did I miss that?

Kim Says:

I almost choked on my beverage!

Brian Smart Says:

I missed that too. A guy I worked with had a good one last week:

Dave: Smartie are you sure about this?
me: Yep…I’m right on this one Dave.
Dave: Ya well even a broken watch is right twice a day.

Kim Says:

I’m totally going to use that one!!!!!!

Brian Smart Says:

That should be guy I “work” with.not “worked” with. I’ll get him back for that…but not that way. I still owe him for the “bear ass” thing (that was not a spelling mistake).

Darcy Says:

Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.

Said by Red in The Shawshank Redemption.

Can pretty much be used on any occasion. Told it to my dog today; he agreed.

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