posted on: January 24th, 2011
Said Saturday evening by my THREE YEAR OLD godson baby Gray when asked what “Black” is.
“Black is the absence of colour.”
Fuck do I love that kid.
How can kids be so cute and say such poignant things at the exact same time?
My son is quite a bit older but cracked me up several week ago while we (OK when I say “we” I mean “him”) were putting away Chrismas decorations under the stairs:
me:”Zach…what the heck are you doing? Just shove the box in there!”
Zach: “Well sorry Dad but I can’t see a thing …it’s as dark as Dracula’s ass-crack under here”.
hahah! NICE!
Damn, smart kid! …My answer would’ve been “all the colors” (though if you dilute Crayola black marker, it’s actually mostly blue).