posted on: February 19th, 2011
This one is a double shot.
#1
“What’s a Bieber?”
-Ozzy Osbourne
#2 (said to me while smearing off the rather epic up to his neck post banana bread shit that Grayson just had)
“Look Auntie! I have balls!”
-Grayson
Just saw that commercial, laughed my ass off, and do you think that perhaps that won’t be the last time that you hear that phrase from Gray ?;)
Had a good quote from my partner Aaron yesterday, ironically on balls. We were on patrol on the Dawson Trail that runs between the Takhini River and Braeburn to the north. I was leading and Aaron went off the trail buy accident and was hurrying to catch up. I noticed eventually he was not behind me and stopped for a minute and he eventually showed up. He was pale. I guess I’d blown by a bull moose at about 45km/hr and in so doing startled it. Aaron who was doing about 6okm/hr came around the corner to have the bull trotting across the trail and missed him by less than 6ft…if he’d hit the moose he’d have been killed. When I asked how close the moose was Aaron says:
“I dunno…he was so close all I saw was ass and balls”
We stopped and had a cigar on Dog Grave Lake after that…
…we were on snowmobiles by the way…I don’t XC ski that fast.
hahhahahaha! LOVE IT!
Today’s quote from the little man was
“Is there too much poop Aunty?”
(There really was!)
If I had a nickel for every time I’d casually mentioned my balls like that in conversation 
What is it with you guys and your ball? Can you imagine if you had our boobs? It’s all we’d ever freaking HEAR about!
I’ve got more than one ball, thankyou very much