I love nightshirts; sometimes I go outside in the evening in my nightshirt and wait for a cool breeze from the arctic to come along and then I do that Marilyn Monroe thing.

(sorry for the visual).

You have NO FREAKING IDEA how much I just laughed over that (as if everyone at my office doesn’t already think I’m nuts.)
Thanks for that!

Nothing wrong with a guy in a dress - there’s kilts and stuff…makes it easier to get to the junk.

Oh, how I love How I Met Your Mother. But I haven’t seen season 4 yet!

Oh Jeannie- I love when your mind slides to the dirty side!
Shine- I know- I usually hate sitcoms, but whenever I happen to catch this one- it always makes me laugh.

As long as he was also wearing knee socks, I’m cool with it.

Jeannie: easy access to the junk can have is not always a positive. The kid brother used to be in a pipe band (my Dad’s side is Scottish). We have a big party one night at the house after a parade. One of the old scots in the band, a veteran named Dougall MacKenzie (not making that up) gets totally shitfaced and so we take him home later that night. His wife takes one look at Dougall as we are holding him up on the front porch and slams the door in our faces, something about that stupid drunken bastard is not coming in my house. Dougall, not to be put off directs the kid brother and I to take him around the back of the house; his plan is to go through the basement window and catch her by surprise. So we open the window and me and the kid brother grab a leg each and start to lower Dougall through the window but we forget he is wearing a kilt and all of a sudden there’s the old lads junk staring us in the face - I wanted to run but could not let him go. Easy access to junk is not always a good thing.

Let THAT be a lesson to you, lads!

But even Barney was swayed to try out the nightgown in the end, and it was awesome. Although it did ultimately cost him some tail.

Brian’s first comment made me hoot so loud, the cats damn near shat themselves.