This one is a double shot.
#1
“What’s a Bieber?”
-Ozzy Osbourne
#2 (said to me while smearing off the rather epic up to his neck post banana bread shit that Grayson just had)
“Look Auntie! I have balls!”
-Grayson
Said Saturday evening by my THREE YEAR OLD godson baby Gray when asked what “Black” is.
“Black is the absence of colour.”
Fuck do I love that kid.
Comment by a member on Matt’s blog In relation to KFC
“It’s gross, but satisfying.”
Steve; “Hey, that guy you like got an Emmy nomination.”
Me “Who?”
Steve “Henry Michael Thomas.”
Me “Who?”
Steve “The one from How I met Your Mother.”
Me “You mean Neil Patrick Harris?”
Steve “Yeah.”
**After finishing a fantastic dinner of pepper & espresso crusted steak & smoked paprika potato salad**
Me- “Baby, wouldn’t you hate living with someone who didn’t love to cook?”
Steve- “Yeah.”
Me -“You’d live on chef boyardi, pizza, and anything frozen or out of a can that could be a complete dinner in 5 minutes.”
Steve- “She’d have to be over-the-top miraculously hot.”
Dexter- “Deb, how much coffee have you had?”
Deb- “A metric fuck-tonne”
-From Dexter
“Fuck no! My mom raised bad kids, not stupid ones!”
Overheard today on my way to work.
A cut & paste of talking to Steve via IM after he dropped his keyboard and it had a small stroke and began to randomly throw in caps.
Stever says:
GOT nEW KEYBoard juST nOT SET IT UP YEt
Kim says:
is like talking to a person with a helmet on or medicated
Stever says:
I’m TYPOGRApHIcAlly BI_PoLaR