Steve; “Hey, that guy you like got an Emmy nomination.”
Me “Who?”
Steve “Henry Michael Thomas.”
Me “Who?”
Steve “The one from How I met Your Mother.”
Me “You mean Neil Patrick Harris?”
Steve “Yeah.”
**After finishing a fantastic dinner of pepper & espresso crusted steak & smoked paprika potato salad**
Me- “Baby, wouldn’t you hate living with someone who didn’t love to cook?”
Steve- “Yeah.”
Me -“You’d live on chef boyardi, pizza, and anything frozen or out of a can that could be a complete dinner in 5 minutes.”
Steve- “She’d have to be over-the-top miraculously hot.”
Dexter- “Deb, how much coffee have you had?”
Deb- “A metric fuck-tonne”
-From Dexter
“Fuck no! My mom raised bad kids, not stupid ones!”
Overheard today on my way to work.
A cut & paste of talking to Steve via IM after he dropped his keyboard and it had a small stroke and began to randomly throw in caps.
Stever says:
GOT nEW KEYBoard juST nOT SET IT UP YEt
Kim says:
is like talking to a person with a helmet on or medicated
Stever says:
I’m TYPOGRApHIcAlly BI_PoLaR
“Gold doesn’t have the gentle dignity of silver which becomes more charming as it ages, and so the cathedral seems to be decorated like an old woman with too much make-up.”
-Che Guevara
(This quote was after he saw the cathedral at Cuzco, Peru. I have been there and I agree.)
Barney- “Oh Oh Oh! Marshal’s wearing a nightgown!!!”
Marshal- “It’s a night shirt.”
Barney- “You can call it a ninja death star and it’s still a nightgown.”
Leanne- “Does it smell like mushrooms in here? Why do I smell mushrooms?”
Karen- “Your having a stroke.”
Leanne- “No, that’s burned toast.”
Me- “No, that’s a seizure.”
Karen- “You’re definitely having a stroke.”