to desire the replica

posted by: Kim
posted on: February 19th, 2011

This one is a double shot.

#1

“What’s a Bieber?”

-Ozzy Osbourne

#2 (said to me while smearing off the rather epic up to his neck post banana bread shit that Grayson just had)

“Look Auntie! I have balls!”

-Grayson

posted by: Kim
posted on: January 24th, 2011

Said Saturday evening by my THREE YEAR OLD godson baby Gray when asked what “Black” is.

“Black is the absence of colour.”

Fuck do I love that kid.

posted by: Kim
posted on: October 6th, 2010

Comment by a member on Matt’s blog In relation to KFC

“It’s gross, but satisfying.”

posted by: Kim
posted on: July 13th, 2010

Steve; “Hey, that guy you like got an Emmy nomination.”

Me “Who?”

Steve “Henry Michael Thomas.”

Me “Who?”

Steve “The one from How I met Your Mother.”

Me “You mean Neil Patrick Harris?”

Steve “Yeah.”

posted by: Kim
posted on: May 7th, 2010

**After finishing a fantastic dinner of pepper & espresso crusted steak & smoked paprika potato salad**

Me- “Baby, wouldn’t you hate living with someone who didn’t love to cook?”

Steve- “Yeah.”

Me -“You’d live on chef boyardi, pizza, and anything frozen or out of a can that could be a complete dinner in 5 minutes.”

Steve- “She’d have to be over-the-top miraculously hot.”

posted by: Kim
posted on: February 9th, 2010

Dexter- “Deb, how much coffee have you had?”

Deb- “A metric fuck-tonne”

-From Dexter

posted by: Kim
posted on: November 20th, 2009

“Fuck no! My mom raised bad kids, not stupid ones!”

Overheard today on my way to work.

posted by: Kim
posted on: September 16th, 2009

A cut & paste of talking to Steve via IM after he dropped his keyboard and it had a small stroke and began to randomly throw in caps.

Stever says:

GOT nEW KEYBoard juST nOT SET IT UP YEt

Kim says:

is like talking to a person with a helmet on or medicated

Stever says:

I’m TYPOGRApHIcAlly BI_PoLaR