Oh the follies of that crazy god lovin’, gun toting, former pageant queen, Sarah Palin. There are a shitload of people up in arms over the possibility that she quit her job to begin gearing up to throw all of her misguided efforts at running for the big chair in 2012.
Uh. I don’t think so people.
Seriously, think about it. To begin with, the Republican Party, in what would be a rare display of clever thought, undoubtedly wouldn’t let her run. It’s that whole once bitten twice shy thing. Secondly, walking away from your post prior to the end of your terms for the rather vague reasons supplied doesn’t sit well with most people. Sorry Sarah, I think you just bent yourself over a desk and…. well, you know.
So what is Mrs. Crazypants gonna do? Steve and I laughed at the thought of her going the Blagojevich route by trying to get on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!” (How fucking embarrassing was that??) Don’t laugh too hard, I may not be that far off track. Apparently there is talk of a reality show about running Alaska. Uhmmm. wait a second though, didn’t she just quit that job?
On the up side, if she jumps into reality tv I will never have to listen to her talk again as there is no fucking amount of money that could make me tune into that “I’m a (wannabe/washed up) Celebrity…” crap. That in itself would be a blessing from the gods of wanting to keep Kim’s head from exploding. Perhaps it isn’t reality tv though. Perhaps she trying to pull a good old duck and run prior to some random scandal hitting the media. That really wouldn’t surprise me a whole bunch.
And hey, if she needs somewhere to hide out for well……ever, then there’s always those next door neighbours over in Russia that she knows so well.