Doesn't it look like Harper's sitting at the kiddie table?

Well, the little vacation that Harper forced when he realized that we think he’s a jackass prorogued government is over. Back to work gang! I assume everyone is waiting with baited breath for the budget on Tuesday because it will give us a clear indication as to how hard his hand was slapped when he ran from the confidence vote like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum at Toy’s R Us.

The chances of a coalition now are slim to none but when the possibility reared it’s ugly head and stood poised to snap Harper in half between those teeth sharpened with righteous indignation, I think he was actually surprised that Canadians weren’t going to stand for his “I am the King” routine. Has he learned his lesson? I seriously doubt it. I honestly think that he figures he should damn well be able to run the country as though it were his majority government while conveniently forgetting that less than half of us voted for him. I think the only thing that will really change is that he will be forced to become a better actor because I certainly don’t believe he’s interested in all of the hand holding and team work he’s being made to be a part of. I think we’re about to witness some serious passive aggressive behavior. Personally, I’m anxious to see how Ignatieff and Harper respond to one another as Harper has the “supreme ruler” complex thing going on while Ignatieff is brand new in the party leader job and looking to set his reputation as a solid one. He doesn’t strike me as a guy how will allow himself to be pushed around, but we’ll see.

Call me crazy but even if the budget is accepted tomorrow, I’m expecting fireworks, and not the kind that come with beers on the beach.

Only a few more hours and that murderous, illiterate, fumbling, jackass is out of your big white house on the hill.

Deep breath kids, it smells gooooood, doesn’t it?

It’s slowly overtaking the smell of rot.

The Israeli human rights groups are of the opinion that Israel may be guilty of war crimes. That statement and the fact that they are calling for an investigation of their countries own actions speaks volumes. Those people, the million or so civilians living in Gaza, literally have no where to go to escape this. They are like lambs being led to slaughter only they’re not being led anywhere. They’re dying in their own homes and on their own streets everyday. Over a thousand now.

That fact that one may feel disgust towards Hamas and wish to see their down fall doesn’t, in any way shape or form, take away from the horrors being perpetrated by Israel.

Perhaps Mugabe isn’t interested in being in the global media spotlight, or perhaps he’s just a little crazy shy. Whatever it is, he is certainly doing his best to keep the media at bay. Most western groups are already banned, but the few allowed in to cover the countries woes (including Reuters and Associated Press) may not be there much longer unless they’re willing to pony up some big bucks. Mugabe has imposed some rather ridiculous fees on all foreign media groups should they wish to report from his back yard and they are as follows;

$4000.00 Annual fee

$10,000.00 Application fee

$20,000.00 Accreditation fee

2,000.00 Administration fee

Fee to be a journalist in Zimbabwe;

$36,000.00

Being “Lord and Master” with little interest in accountability or witness;

Priceless.

This warms my frosty little heart. And with a vote of 114 to 1 no less!

I’m dying to see something wipe that smug smile off of his smarmy face.

C’mon, he had to have known that a senate seat from Blagojevich would be like getting an invitation to MENSA from Nancy fucking Grace.

My friend Richard sent this one to me and I freaking love it. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House……

He walked up to the Marine standing guard and said, “I’d like to go in
and meet with President Bush.”
“Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
The old man said “Okay,” then walked away.

The following day the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, ‘I’d like to go in and meet with President Bush.’
“Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no
longer resides here.”
The man thanked him and walked away.

The third day, the old man approached the same Marine and said, “I’d
like to go in and meet with President Bush.”
“Sir, this is the third day in a row that you’ve been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you every time that Mr. Bush is no longer
the president and that he no longer resides here. Don’t you
understand?”

“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted the old man and said, “See
you tomorrow, sir.”

It’s a beautiful thing.

I am a enraged at a little piece I saw on Anderson Cooper 360 last night. Apparently so many people have been posing the question that they felt it necessary to address it. “Would Obama’s middle name (Hussein) be used when he is sworn in as President?”

Are you shitting me? It’s his fucking NAME people! Why wouldn’t it be used? The fact that it’s come up as a topic of debate makes me realize how many fucked up ignorant twats are really out there. Does everyone in the Middle East with the name Osama now have to change it? Hell, let’s go one step further… What about Ted Bundy or Charles Manson? Lizzie Bordon or what’s her face that sunk her car full of kids in the river? Are all of those names no longer politically correct and deemed “off limits?”

All of you out there that have seriously considered whether or not he should use his full name when he takes office–that have actually thought the question was worth the time of debating–are FUCKING IDIOTS (and are all probably named Nancy or Rush .)