to desire the replica

posted on: January 5th, 2011

Let’s start out with a little poem.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

WHY THE FUCK ISN’T SOMEONE BRINGING ME DIM SUM RIGHT NOW??????

Ok, some small issues with the whole rhyming crap, but really, I want those steaming little bundles of goodness and I want them NOW. I love my dogs- I really do- but their inability to go fetch dim sum is making me suspect about their usefulness in this family.

This is the problem with launching Fig and Pepper the new food blog. I now spend my day looking at food, thinking about food, and making food. I was already doing this even before the blog but now it’s multiplied to the nth degree. I fear my upcoming participation in one of those horrid weight loss reality shows. I would be the bitch in the back sneering at everyone and shoving cold pizza down my gaping, drooling pie hole.

Mmmm. Pie.

Fuck.

ps- the “submit recipes” tab is not yet up and running on that blog but feel free to email me at [email protected] to submit one. Must be yours to submit and come with a picture of said deliciousness.

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Dusty Says:

Oh my, a food website? That isn’t a good thing for me, especially if I am newly stoned and have the munchies.
I would be the bitch in the back sneering at everyone and shoving cold pizza down my gaping, drooling pie hole.
Love the cold pizza line chica! ;)

Perhaps in Haiku form…?

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