Why?

Considering I have to work directly in front of you, thanks for the heads up. For as long as you are on this cleanse, I will be coming to work wearing a helmet and a protective shield. I have one question tho….what possessed you to do a fucking cleanse???????

I think I’m into self punishment? Seriously though- have been over indulging since winter and need to push restart button.

If it helps I ate an elk steak last night that was so big I should have got a t-shirt for finishing it. Tonight is bison. Wife is away so I am on a liquid diet too :$

Your version of the diet sounds WAY more fun than mine!

“Or been a guest on The View.”

Ha!

Thanks for that.

Maybe you should “repudiate” to take that diet (only Sarah Palin knows what that word really means…if anything).

I’m wondering how long it will take for a Palin Dictionary to come out…
Uhg.

They’re not even good or useful words like asshat or fucktard. I made one up - “quirkedy” when describing some film I had just seen and was trying to get across that it was a quirky comedy and so BAM it became a “quirkedy”.

Best part is to cover her dumb ass she compares herself to Shakespeare.

I laughed my ass off when matt posted that. Yeah, you’re just like Shakespeare Sarah.

have you tried the Wild Rose cleanse? You get to eat and it’s much gentler on your mind and body.

I haven’t tried it but I’m such an “all or nothing” gal that the “allowed to do certain things” to me means “alright! carry on as usual!”

+1 on the Wild Rose. I’ve done it a number of times and it always gets me back on track. I just started it a couple days ago.

Totally gonna start calling you rosie now bill!

I’d definitely rather kill myself than be a guest on The View.

I truly think most people would.

Don’t do it! Eat the burger! Eat the burger!

Oh I did, dear asshole- I DID!