to desire the replica

posted on: February 19th, 2009

There has been quite the uproar about the new “terms of service” and their assertions that it’s ok that they own your content forever because we can trust Mark Zuckerberg. (Insert basket of kittens and dancing unicorns here) Well, I feel better now. Do you? The brouhaha is of course centered around the fact that Team Facebook can use your content in any way they choose, even long after you’ve deleted your profile, because they own it. Obviously, people went a little batshit when they found that out and Facebook did some speedy back peddling after they realized exactly how much shit was hitting their fan.

Now, I can’t possibly fathom a case where they would want random pictures of yours truly so, though I’m bothered by it, I’m not exactly panicking that my face will appear on billboards in New York selling Facebook sponsored diet pills or endorsing a sleezeball singles site. However, it does pose an interesting question; what about people who make their blog post available through Crackbook? Or the huge amount of recording artists and actors whose images are closely tied to their way of making a living? Matt Good is my friend on Facebook (Yeah, we hang out, best buds, go way back, lie, lie, lie.) and he has a great deal of content on his profile that is relevant to his career. The new wording of the “terms of service” implied that Facebook could pull those concert pictures, lyrics, etc at will and do whatever they damn well please with them…..forever.

I think they changed their position back to the “old” terms of service knowing full well that the number of users, particularly those in the public eye, would start dropping off en masse. I’m sure they’re in their secret mountain laboratory right now coming up with better wording to cover up their plot to take over the world. This grand scheme will of course be “endorsed” by multitudes of  smiling celebrities whose photos are pulled from Facebook profiles without the need to bother with the annoying step of permission.

So in future, Facebook friends, read the fine print.

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Myspace has owned your content since day one. Right now, not really an issue since no one is there anymore, but back in the day when people like Tila Tequila got their careers from the site it should have been much more of an issue than it was.

As someone who feeds his blog to Facebook, I was one of those pretty nervous about the new TOS. Then again, I’m not certain that their TOS would hold up in court. It Facebook ever stole anyone’s stuff, they’d probably lose the lawsuit. Just sayin’

Kim Says:

@Loss- Yeah, you’re probably right but they’d have the financial means to turn it into a long drawn out three ring circus if they wanted to.

suz Says:

Why have you always had an uncanny fascination with Unicorns?

Kim Says:

@Suz- ha ha ha ha. I hadn’t thought about that!

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