So I was scanning the paper this morning and stumbled upon this little gem…..
“Britain sets limit of 225 nuclear warheads”
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but couldn’t you nuke the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET with about half a dozen? Of course if that number seems ludicrous, let’s just remember that the US has something like 5000 of the suckers.
No……. I wouldn’t call that overkill at all.
In other news, the very next page and therefore almost as important, is a substantially longer story detailing the new music label that Ellen Degeneres is starting.
Some days I genuinely feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole.