That’s right kiddies, an experimental swine flu vaccine. You heard me correctly. I just love when they put the word experimental before a new drug. Makes one feel all safe and warm and tingly inside doesn’t it? Also brings random words like Thlidimide and Vioxx to mind.
But then again, I’m crazy, so what the hell do I know?
As you were.
Crazy is as crazy does.
What?
I love you. Happy Friday!
Togers threw up this morning. My ex asked if I thought we should take him in to see if it was swine flu. I told her I wasn’t that worried about it. The worst thing that could happen is my child support payment gets cut in half 
Experimental, you say? I just might be crazy enough.. to sell it on the streets down here. Yep. I will scalp the ply vaccine.
Ply? That should say “plu.” Stupid auto-correct type thing.
I have an idea….. Party at my house and we’ll spike the bathtub full of booze with it!
After some of the shit I put in my body in university and during the “Boys weekends” at the cottage with the legendary kid brother,”experimental swine flu” just doesn’t scare me that much. Wash it down with a shot of Bushmills and a pint of Harps Lager.
If these people would just drink some vodka straight and eat some chicken soup they’d be fine, just fine.
So this third ear growing from my shoulder is probably not supposed to be there?
