to desire the replica

posted on: August 24th, 2009

I think it’s fairly apparent by how much I obsess over Maggi and now my  shivering little mess of a rescue dog Lucy, that I am a dog person. I just am. I don’t dislike cats- I am just a dog person. A few years back I wanted to get Maggi a companion but didn’t feel like -time wise- I was in a position to get another dog so I got her a cat. The beautiful Naysa. A jet black purring machine and I’ve grown to love that little bastard. She sleeps in the curve of my elbow at night.

And now she has to go.

Before you call me all manner of dirty vile names, she is going around the corner to a coworker who loves cats as I do dogs so I have no worry that she will be very loved and very happy. Naysa can be happy anywhere that there is love and food. Basically, anywhere that Lucy the sad little dog isn’t.

Lucy has been with us for two months and is finally realizing that she is home, gets fed everyday, no longer has to live in a cage and is loved. She is learning to play and not jump 15ft at every noise and while Lucy is learning all of this, Naysa is learning to hate her. I think Naysa finally realized that Lucy is staying and she has decided that she’s not having any of that. She has begun hissing at her at every opportunity, she has chased the rather terrified little dog out of the living room a few times and she waited until I was in the room and then deliberately went over and pissed on Lucy’s dog bed. TWICE.

Last night was the deal breaker for me. Naysa does this thing where she’ll lay on the couch beside you and stretch out her arm to touch you. It’s sweet. I was sitting on the couch swilling wine contemplating life with Maggi asleep on one side and Lucy asleep on the other. Naysa jumps into my lap and I begin to give her a good love up. She lays down and stretches out her little arm to touch Lucy’s back leg and I think “aawwwww. Maybe it will be alright.” In a flash Naysa pulled the leg toward her while lunging forward. She sunk her sharp little teeth into Lucy’s flank deep enough to draw blood. Poor little Lucy, terrified and screaming, bolted out of the room in such a panic that she ran into the wall. Hard.

Better days.

Better days.

Despite the fact that it is nessasary and that I am- at my very core- a dog person, I have to admit that I’m gonna miss that little bastard. A lot actually. But I know Naysa, so I know exactaly where this is heading. Remember the story about how I got Warren killed?

Share and Enjoy:
  • del.icio.us
  • Digg
  • Facebook
  • Google
  • StumbleUpon

Dusty Says:

Hey Chica..don’t stress..at least you found her a good home.

I have cats that only live in one part of the house..either the front, that belongs to the Ball n’ Chain or the rear which is MY domain.

The BnC’s old poodle is diabetic and blind now..and several of the bullies pick on Nicky bad. I waste no time squirting the living shit out of them with the water bottle. If I could find them decent homes..they would be gone in a NY minute.

I love you for trying to make it all work. You are a saint among the sinners! ;)

Cyber Hugs to you Kim. It will be better for the kitteh and Lucy in the long run. Cat’s can be such bitches ya know.

Brian Smart Says:

For me anyway, being a dog person means you love all those silly things that dogs do that…well makes them dogs. As part of that you then often dislike non-dog like stuff that cats do that makes them cats. Riley is always happy to see me for intstance no matter what. Oliver the cat (I got him for free and he is worth every cent) waits until my wife and kids are not looking and then mouths the words “Hey asshole…fuck you”. Under similar circumstances I would do exactly what you are doing and kudos for making sure the little bastard is going to a good home.

Kim Says:

hahahaha Brian- I suddenly really like Oliver! You just described the “Cat personality” puurrrrfectly!
(sorry- I know, that was bad.)

Kami Says:

Kinda like Sophie’s Choice, eh?

We have this crazy rule in my house. It goes a little something like, “No bite! No bite!” But when a 17 month old baby does it, it’s not a dealbreaker. It’s “merely a flesh wound.”

Sorry, Kim. That really blows.

Kim Says:

uhg!
yeah- it totally blows. It blows CHUNKS! But at least she’s going somewhere that she will be ADORED and with only one other pet in the house. Some how getting Lucy just tipped the balance.

Kim Says:

ps- do people still say “Blows chunks”? they shouldn’t. It’s ridiculous. I however am too fucking lazy to edit.

LiLu Says:

My cats are affectionately known as “the little assholes”. It just fits.

She’ll be happier. You’re doing the right thing.

Jeannie Says:

She definitely wants to be the queen doesn’t she? Jealous of the newbie - but I would be like you and keep the dog who needed me.

One more reason for me to never have a cat.

see i think i have a dog-cat. lily, my cat, is always glad to see me when i come home, follows me around when im sick and wants to sit in the bathroom while i shower.

however ive had a couple of pets in my home that didn’t work out. its because animals are like people with personalities and everything. since you’re getting her a great home, you’re doing the right thing.

Hannah Says:

I am sorry that you have to get rid of your cat, but it sounds like she’s trying to assert her dominance a bit too much, so its good that you found her a better home. Will you visit her regularly in her new place?

Kim Says:

Probably- I don’t know- if she settles there well then I won’t it would probably be weird for her- I work with the woman who is taking her- she can give me daily updates!

Poor critters. Can’t we all just get along?!

kim Says:

I KNOW, right? WTF!!!!

while the situation sucks. you have to do what’s right for the entire family. (now i sound like a weirdo). anywho. cats are so different than dogs and will let you know when they’re unhappy (obv). most times they will not change their opinion and they will not “get used to” the situation they’re unhappy with… cats are cats.

after speaking with numerous cat behaviorists/catsperts* (for work) this i know: they can change. they do not want to change. it’s going to be a pain in the parts to get there. you have to really, really, reallyreally want to make it happen. OR you can change the environment and *snap* everyone’s happy.

and that’s the time becky left a super long comment that probably wasn’t really needed and or wanted. but she did it with love. (she also spoke in third person a little)

*there is no such thing as a catspert.

kim Says:

There IS such a thing as catsperts. They ALL speak in third person.
;)

Stever Says:

*update* - The cat came back :)

Seems the new host cat was not getting along with Naysa, though Naysa was content there, and after one week away was returned to her real home.

So far she seems to be getting along with Lucy.

Fingers crossed.

Leave a Reply