Come on. You’re holding back.

Does anybody like pimples?

It’s called “getting shit off your chest” And I agree with tons of them! Most actually. Except the pulpy juice. I love pulpy juice. And purple. But drinking coffee out of styrofoam cups should be illegal. I can’t tell you why, it just should.

I believe it’s actually called “ranting”. And I officially love you. Which is totally OK in our country. You left Stephen Harper and Margaret Wente off the list, though.

Shit. Harper should have gone right between Nancy & Oprah.

My eyes just crossed, but I’m totally with you on the stuff at the beginning. Which Mythbusters guy is the creepy one, though?

And I hate mayo so much it actually makes me puke.

Shine- They’re both kinda creepy but the bald on looks rapey.

I am officially throwing out my skorts….I didn’t really like them anyway. They made me look a little “hippy”, not druggy hippy, bodily hippy.

*gasp* Skittles are delicious! But I agree with a lot of the rest.

LOL! I love that Chris Angel is at the top! I’d probably through Goddard and Ed Hardy in there too ; )

OH SNAP. I might need to do one of these… LOVE that Criss Angel is the very first thing.

Yes. To it all. I’d like to add to that list a website I learned about from the Bonnie Hunt Show (I don’t want to talk about it. I was on the treadmill.) called Cute Things Falling Asleep dot org. And people who get Twitter and FaceBook confused. And okra when it’s really slimy. And getting woken up before 6am.

Shemp from the 3 Stooges; I hate that fucking guy and after Curly died they should have just quit. People who text while you are talking to them; I just about threw my friends Blackberry in a lake last weekend. How about the way that airlines always look after the execuitve class first and the rest of us basically get told to fuck off.

oh and dog snobs. This guy in our neighborhood has afghans. Riley always wants to say hello when we are out for a walk and when he sees us coming he crosses the street. The first 20 times or so I thought it was…I dunno. Apparently they are “show dogs” and he does it to everyone else too like he is afraid of some humpfest or something.

I hate those people. What? Is my dog going to get slobber on your dog? OH HORROR!

This was just awesome.

Dontcha just feel so much better now?

skorts. i’ve never seen a more bipolar piece of attire. i don’t get it: just pick one, shorts or skirt. you can’t have it both ways.

f.B- I know, right? WTF????????

What about fat people in “skinny jeans” or boys in “skinny Jeans” OH I HATE to see either!

I’m with you on all but one…especially cheap ice cream…but I love Nancy Grace (she is common sense smart and sarcastic)

Desert- welcome back! and yes- I also hate boys in skinny jeans. No, scratch that- I just hate skinny jeans period.