Considering I work directly in front of you, should I be a little afraid? You’re not going to throw your stapler at me again are you?

I promise that I won’t throw my stapler at you but if you hear me start to growl, just shut my office door, or throw in a slab of raw meat or something.

Thanks for the heads up!

How I wish I could bring you that booze you wanted… Hell, how I wish someone would bring ME that booze you wanted…

You & Me both sugar!

Vodka - they’ll never know.

Lazy and whiners go hand in hand and they always have an excuse of whhhhyyyy they caaaaannnnn’t do itttt. Trip them as they walk by! There’s less proof of doing it on purpose than a bitch slap. Just don’t hurt your colorful hand!

Time to get the heck out of Dodge. Why not take a little vacay?

I have a little visit out to K-town to see my best friend & her (my) baby in May and then a week off in June which I will spend loafing on the beach here with my dog. I just have to suck it up til then and try really REALLY hard to not kill anyone (unfortunately I’m an OCD freak that is far too organized and efficient to fuck the dog too much at work.) DAMN WORK ETHIC!!!

update****
It’s Friday and there will be fat steaks and a bottle of wine that is bigger than your average toddler so I think I can make it through another week.

*Pours a shot of tequila*

To the assholes, love. May we all get to punch JUST ONE in their face during our lives.

*Toasts, drinks.*

I’ll definitely drink to that.

i think you require some vodka. it usually helps. or you know, tequila if you really want to hit something.

Hey the steak thing sounds like an idea…I have a big bottle of merlot at home and an immense bison steak that one of the Conservation Officers gave me that Freddy fuckin’ Flintstone couldn’t choke down. I can feel my arteries hardening even now…

Call me crazy but booze and meat always make me feel better. (can you believe I was a vegetarian for 5 years?)

Steaks are heaven on earth, just had one and I’m still buzzed from it… I hope yours tastes just as good as mine did. Have a good weekend, and wine is def. the way to go!

Will you guys stop it! I’m still at work and at least an hour away from the wine and 2 hours from my steak! AAARRRGGGHHH!

Sorry sugar pie- I am a mere 15 minutes away from mine (at least the wine part)!!!!!!

It’s Friday! That means you have two whole days in which to focus and hone your rage, the better to unleash it with renewed fury on Monday morning.

I hope by the time you read this that your day has cheered up a bit!

YOU.

SAID.

IT.

I’m there now. Watching you put your fist through the window.

Hugs to you lady. There is a bottle of Chianti and a spare glass on my table if you feel the need to ‘get away’ from it all. And it’s 27 degrees here right now. Italy makes all your worries and anger towards fuckos go away

I will admit that I feel slightly less homicidal today. It could have something to do with it being Saturday or it could also be the slight hang over that I have.
Wine and steak cures most anything.

Fuck! It isn’t even Mayhem yet, tho it really is isn’t it?
xxx