Her fucking sister lives in Whitehorse. She drives one of those customized Ford F-150’s with all the Harley Davidson decals and detailing. It’s jacked up so high she must use a sky crane to get into it. She has a matching jacket and does the hair flip thing while talking on her cell phone while she cuts me off pulling into the gym for her kickboxing aerobics class. Thump thump thump goes the dance music. I’m gonna get an M1A1 Abrams and blow her right off the road.

Now that is funny!

If you ever see it, get it on video. Because I fucking hate that. SO much. My ex’s ex started stalking him a little bit when he and I were together, and that dumb bitch drove an orange hummer. Nothing like subtlety.

It’s so sad that GM might be shutting down the Hummer division. So very sad. I’ll miss not being able to see the road in front of me for the giant white monstrosity blocking out the sun.

Hey- Let’s all start an “Egg a Hummer” club. (It’s more politically correct than my original “Bomb a Hummer” idea.)

I fucking hate yellow hummer people. I’ve posted on this in the past.

I’ll bet Leonard Cohen doesn’t own a yellow hummer.

Damn Rights he doesn’t!!!!
**sigh** I love Leonard.

I understand that men who drive such vehicles are usual suffering from the disease “smallcockitis.” What makes a woman drive one? Please help.

She’s not planning on ruining her body by having kids so she doesn’t care if the earth ends because she needs to look “cool” right now.

@Desert- that’s it exactly!
@Refugee- It’s vainitis, otherwise known as swollen selfimpotantitis!

Actually…yeah. That’s the best reason I’ve ever heard for people owning Hummers. So the rest of us can laugh while they try to change a flat. I’ll chip in to see that.

I don’t know Kim, the egg thing, screw politically correct. I understand that people driving Hummers around Edmonton are just avoiding all the land mines. No one ever talks about the fact that the landmines were orignially planted just to blow up Hummers. It’s kind of a vicious cycle really. I don’t know who to side with.

ha ha! That’s why I left Edmonton as a toddler- too many fucking landmines!

I may have developed a crush on Brain.

I’d rather have a SCREAMER than a HUMMER!! LOL