to desire the replica

posted on: August 7th, 2010

Dear Asshole,

You, the giver and taker of things, are a fucking asshole. I hate you with the fury of a category 5 hurricane. Plus a couple of extra hundred categories. If I could rip out your heart and make a nice nicoise salad with it, I would. Unfortunately, you clearly do not have one.



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Dave Says:

Kim, I finally mastered curry. If it makes you feel better.

Jeannie Says:

Whoever this is, I hate you too.

Kim Says:

This is a wee bit more vague than my normal asshole posts but unfortunately it must be…. Dave- I’m VERY proud of you!!!!!!!! Will post you a new recipe soon- Chili prawn & scallop cakes!

batcavebilly Says:


You leave my heart alone!


Cats_Eye Says:

I totally said that during my divorce testimony.

*knuckle bump*

Kim Says:

hahahaha! Would have loved to see the look on your ex’s face!!!!

Phaedra Says:

I hate assholes. Fuckos too!

Dan Says:

Woah…what brought this on?

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