Dear Asshole,
You, the giver and taker of things, are a fucking asshole. I hate you with the fury of a category 5 hurricane. Plus a couple of extra hundred categories. If I could rip out your heart and make a nice nicoise salad with it, I would. Unfortunately, you clearly do not have one.
Sincerely,
Kim
Kim, I finally mastered curry. If it makes you feel better.
Whoever this is, I hate you too.
This is a wee bit more vague than my normal asshole posts but unfortunately it must be…. Dave- I’m VERY proud of you!!!!!!!! Will post you a new recipe soon- Chili prawn & scallop cakes!
Time!!!!?????
You leave my heart alone!
I totally said that during my divorce testimony.
*knuckle bump*
hahahaha! Would have loved to see the look on your ex’s face!!!!
I hate assholes. Fuckos too!
Woah…what brought this on?
Dear Bitch: (Kim)
Buy yourself a dildo. Im sure it would make you a nice person day to day.
Droovy, I’m a bitch by choice, not by sexual frustration.
Oh, and I already have a dildo, but thanks for asking.
