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posted on: August 11th, 2010

Dear Asshole,

WHY WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE EXIST?

I can’t believe that you actually had the fucking audacity to call me a “nosy bitch” as I stood there screaming at you at full volume on the street in an attempt to humiliate you enough so that maybe, just maybe, next time you go to the fucking casino to gamble away your afternoon YOU WON’T LEAVE YOUR FUCKING DOG IN THE CAR IN THE FULL SUN IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST!!!!

I understand you were probably more than a little shocked at the volume and fury of my little tirade however I don’t give a shit. I care about the little white dog panting on the floor of the passenger side. You? I don’t care about you in the slightest, you piece of garbage.

I’ll be watching for your car jackass.

Sincerely,

Kim

PS- My throat is actually sore right now from the yelling, but it’s a good sore.

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Karen Moore Says:

I was fortunate enough to watch this little tirade and it was fucking GOLD!!!!!

Kim Says:

:)

I love you. For real. FUCK that person and people like them. This shit boils my blood. Sorry about that pun.

Kim Says:

You have full pun permission my favorite veggie!

Jeannie Says:

I was once left a nasty nasty note on my van by a dog lover for leaving my dog. I was away for maybe 20 minutes. The day was overcast and not hot and humid (verging on cool even), the windows were all open a few inches, and he had a bowl of water. When we got back, he was not even panting. I got annoyed at the writer of the note. But then whoever it was does not know that I would not leave my dog in the car on a hot sunny day for hours. (Had it been that day, one of the kids would have stayed behind with the dog.)

But who takes a dog to the casino? Why?

Good for you for standing up for the dog.

Kate Says:

I’ve been keeping up to date with your site, but just don’t always have time to comment (sorry). Just thought I’d say hello again so you know I’m here!

Phaedra Says:

Big props for speaking for those who don’t have a voice. You are my hero!

Brian Smart Says:

I arrived home in Whitehorse last night from vacation and went to do a bit of shopping after dropping the boy off at a birthday party. Get to the big store in town to witness this fucktard yelling at his girlfriend in the parking lot, jumps in car are squeals the tires and then parks in the “mother’s with small children” space in front of the store and then leaves his pitbull in the car (high 20’s even after dinner last night) and storms into the store with girlfriend in tow. To top it off he’s giving the young lady at the cashier a hard time about taking so long and so I say:

me: hey buddy how about lightening up a bit on her…long line ups and it’s busy.
dude: fuck you and mind your own business
me: you should have told me to mind my own business earlier…the tow truck I called is probably pulling away with your car right now out of the designated space out front…better hurry if you want to catch it…and fuck you too.

Yes…I make friends easily.

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