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posted on: November 9th, 2008

Dear Asshole,

You Sir are the fucktard who SCREAMED at the Asian woman in line at People’s because she had 5 items in the “4 items or less” line. Even after it was clear that her English was sketchy at best, you still felt it appropriate to berate her for that 5th fucking item. You glared at me when I called you an ass and also shot death looks at the cashier who ignored you while reassuring the woman that it was fine. We were the only ones in line and you were next. Was that REALLY fucking necessary?

I hope that all of your future checkout lines are manned by trainees with learning disabilities and no supervision. I hope that all of your fucking items need to be “price checked” by a bored stock boy who takes his sweet ass time.

-K

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redstar Says:

The election’s over. KIM’S back!

Donna Says:

Oh, I do love your “Dear Asshole” posts. Wish I could have been there and we could have tackled the shithead down.
:)

Guess Hoo Says:

YAY!

What a joker! There is no place in society for behavior like this. Have we really lost so much of the patience that our parents should have instilled in us, that we resort to obnoxiously bombarding our fellow humans with slanderous insults?

I would have punched this ASSHOLE in the face.

Karen Moore Says:

Considering I am having a Monday where I want to rip a fucking face off, I would have LOVED to have been there and maybe I could have actually fullfilled my wish.

Slick Says:

Sounds like ol’ boy needs a good old fashioned ass beating…..

suz Says:

O! I just love the expression “fucktard”. It makes me smile.

RIght on Kim! I love it when folks stand up to bullies like that asswipe. Good on ya.

the ex Says:

What do you mean 4 items or less? They call that a 7/11 stop here in the States.

Kim Says:

Ha! in Canuckland we have 4 items or less, 9 items or less and then regular line ups (larger stores have 12 items or less but this was just a neighborhood place)
We’re VERY efficient! ;)

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