to desire the replica

posted on: July 31st, 2009

I’m posting a link to this post today for two reasons;

#1- I happen to be wearing this delightful dress today and no matter what your taste or style- you’ve got to admit that this dress is sex on wheels. (It’s also backless and so shows of the red star tattoos running down my spine and I’m the kinda girl that likes to show off now & then….)

#2- Just as the title says, I’m lazy. I’m slightly overworked and overtired and this is all that my lame ass can come up with today. I haven’t even had the time or the energy to read all of your blogs. I know. I’msorryI’msorryI’msorry! I will sit down over this glorious long weekend (in between guzzling beer and lounging on the beach with the dogs) to write something of some substance. Of course that substance could be a big Tupperware container filled with human feces, but I will produce nonetheless. Because I love you. See how giving I am? SEE??!!

Also, it must be said now that today marks exactly ONE week until this delectable little creature is inhabiting my guest room.

Seriously, if cannibalism weren’t so frowned upon in our uptight society, I’d eat him whole. Just look at that face!

It makes my uterus shiver in a good way.

(Poor kid has no idea what he’s in for. As I will purposely remain the childless godmother for all of eternity, he’s going to be the object of all my obsessive/smothering/ridiculous/obnoxious baby love.)

“C’mere Gray, Come sit on Aunties knee and give us a kiss. I don’t care if you don’t feel like it. GET OVER HERE AND LOVE ME!”

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suz Says:

creepy auntie!

“C’mere Gray, Come sit on Aunties knee and give us a kiss. I don’t care if you don’t feel like it. GET OVER HERE AND LOVE ME!”

You know that won’t go over so well when he’s 16… Or will it? :)

Kim Says:

Why not?

“…to write something of some substance. Of course that substance could be a big Tupperware container filled with human feces, but I will produce nonetheless. Because I love you. See how giving I am? SEE??!!”

Well, I can’t speak for anyone else but I feel loved. :)

Kim Says:

I know right? A gift is a gift dammit!

shine Says:

Um. Holy crap. That is a dress. I just got a new one this weekend that I thought was pretty damn sexy, but it ain’t got nothin’ on that.

That kid is pretty cute. And I’m not usually one for the kids.

aaaww, lookie at that little face! with the little mischievous eyeballs! too cute. have a splendid weekend!

Kim Says:

Thanks gals- hope everyone has a great long weekend (except you in the US… sorry, no long weekend for you. I will have beers on Monday for you though. Because I care.)
:)

Taylor Says:

Aww, he’s adorable! I love little kids. In a completely non-creepy way, of course.

LiLu Says:

I think society would make a one-time cannibalism exception for that face. NOM

Kim Says:

And so they should, dammit!

Chick Says:

You are one hot Godmama!

Kim Says:

Why, thank you Ma’am.

Brian Smart Says:

That’s one cute little boy; he reminds me of my son when he was little with the blonde hair and the blue eyes..and that look that says “as soon as you turn your back I’m going to wreck some of your shit and you won’t do anything about it because I’m totally cute and cuddly”.

Wicked dress by the way. If there are any guys in your office they will be doing the “try not to get caught looking” thing that guys think they do well…but really they don’t.

kim Says:

Why do you guys think we don’t notice? Subtlety is not the forte of most men….
;)

Brian Smart Says:

That’s true and the older a guy gets the worse they get. Young guys typically make an effort not to get caught looking, but take my unlce Bob for instance (the Al Pacino of Mississauga) - he is at the stage in his life where he doesn’t care anymore and does “unabashed oggling”

Kim Says:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uncle Bob rules!!!

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