I’m posting a link to this post today for two reasons;
#1- I happen to be wearing this delightful dress today and no matter what your taste or style- you’ve got to admit that this dress is sex on wheels. (It’s also backless and so shows of the red star tattoos running down my spine and I’m the kinda girl that likes to show off now & then….)
#2- Just as the title says, I’m lazy. I’m slightly overworked and overtired and this is all that my lame ass can come up with today. I haven’t even had the time or the energy to read all of your blogs. I know. I’msorryI’msorryI’msorry! I will sit down over this glorious long weekend (in between guzzling beer and lounging on the beach with the dogs) to write something of some substance. Of course that substance could be a big Tupperware container filled with human feces, but I will produce nonetheless. Because I love you. See how giving I am? SEE??!!
Also, it must be said now that today marks exactly ONE week until this delectable little creature is inhabiting my guest room.
Seriously, if cannibalism weren’t so frowned upon in our uptight society, I’d eat him whole. Just look at that face!
It makes my uterus shiver in a good way.
(Poor kid has no idea what he’s in for. As I will purposely remain the childless godmother for all of eternity, he’s going to be the object of all my obsessive/smothering/ridiculous/obnoxious baby love.)
“C’mere Gray, Come sit on Aunties knee and give us a kiss. I don’t care if you don’t feel like it. GET OVER HERE AND LOVE ME!”
