You know how some days you lay under a leafy shade tree in a sweet smelling meadow on a beautiful summer day while soulful music plays in the background and you think to yourself “If I could be any animal, I would be a bird so I could soar through the bright blue sky without a care in the world???”
No? Well, anyway……
If I posed that question to myself today I would be a lion. To be more specific, I would be a Tsavo lion like the ones from The Ghost and The Darkness. The reason for this is simple; today I am not laying in a pleasant grassy field. Today I would gorge villagers.
After finally falling asleep last night amid a burning sore throat and white hot searing cramps I was accidentally woken at 1am and then spent the next several hours tossing and turning, unable to get back to sleep despite being soul suckingly tired. So today I am Bitchy McCrankyPants. Where in this scenario is the “Green” part of the equation that the title alludes to, you ask? Well, in an effort to dig myself out of the Land of Bitch that I am currently residing in, I have decided to write about something that gives me pleasure and as I have been banned from talking about our sex life here, I will instead tell you about this;
I have a car. I like my car. It’s silver and named “Beauty” and I leased it brand spanking new off the lot just under 4 years ago. (Yes, leased. I don’t commit easily and like to have an open escape route.) However, despite our symbiotic relationship, I am returning it upon it’s expiration. It’s all about want vs. need and seeing as I have had it for nearly 4 years and it has well under 30,000 km, it clearly fits into the want rather than the need category. I have been drooling over the following photo for months and as of July, it is going to be my smarmy new ride.