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posted on: July 1st, 2009

I am still a little scattered from the move/the new dog/the uber expensive vet visit tomorrow for Lucy’s teeth, etc. I haven’t read a blog in days and I miss you guys however, being that it’s Canada day, rather than hit the webs I am going to sit in my yard and enjoy the ice cold beer that is waiting quietly to my left. I shall leave you with 2 different Canada day memories………..

This one was at Edgefest 1989 during a 2 year stint living in Toronto. It was 2 blissful days of beer and sun, music, maple leaf temporary tattoos, and me drooling over Matt Good & Daniel from The Watchmen. Good Canadian boys.

This one is 2001 at the Canadian consulate in Paris. That’s me and a bunch of random backpackers singing the national anthem. It really wasn’t a “backpacker” type of affair- more business suited ex-pats & their families, not our rubby lot. However, word had filtered through the hostel that there was free beer for anyone with a Canadian passport so obviously we went, smelly, disheveled and smiling wide amid the Canadian flags. Our singing of the anthem was not appreciated which baffled us, no one joined in. Weird. Until we were told that the itinerary included the Canadian representative leading the attendees in a round of Oh Canada. Oops. We just upstaged a dignitary. (Note the guy to the right smoking? He was part of the 3 piece band hired to play. He and his boys didn’t accompany us as they didn’t know the music to Oh Canada. Seriously.

Happy Canada Day gang. I’m holding up a cold Keith’s for you all.

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Bon Don Says:

Yay for Canada Day!!

Since I’m an honorary citizen (because you said so) I’m totally going to sing Oh Canada and drink beer this entire WEEK!! Yup all in the name of honoring my awesome neighbors up north!

Kim Says:

That’s my girl!!!!!!!!
You’re allowed (as an hounorary Canadian) to be totally obnoxious today!!!!!

Batcavebilly Says:

Hope your Canada day was a good 142nd!

Jeannie Says:

My kids and I spent a number of Canada Days at Edgefest. Good times.

shine Says:

I want to be an honourary Canadian! Look, I even Canadian spelled honourary.

Kim Says:

Seeing as you spelled honourary correctly, you are immediately eligible!!!!! (You must also hate Celine Dion)

Brian Smart Says:

Sounds like a good Canada Day for everyone all around. I was checking bear traps with our biologists and about 8pm when checking out a potential snare site by myself got the truck stuck 8km from the road. Then the radio died. No SAT phone. Dead fish etc. in the back for bait. So I walked out to the “highway” but guess what - nobody picks you up when you are carrying a shotgun. Then a bear came after me becuase I smelled like fish. Had to fire over his head to keep him away from me. Eventually got picked up. Crashed the Canada Day party at the Mount Lorne Community Centre by walking in, smelling like dead fish, dressed in bush gear, and toting a shotgun - “Can I use the phone?”. The fucking band actually stopped playing.

Kim Says:

Brian- I don’t give a shit what anyone says- you win all time best/worst/strangest Canada ever. (Did they at least get you a beer?)

Kim Says:

ps- You’re right- people don’t pick up strangers with shotguns.

Brian Smart Says:

No beer. But I recognized this old trapper there named Andy who was in a car accident a few years ago and uses a walker so I went a drove up his 1972 LTD for him. His huskies were licking me becuase I smelled like dead elk calf, dead beaver, and fish. I dragged the dead beaver behind the truck into the sites to create a scent trail for the bears. Anyway, I get old Andy in his car and he says “Thanks Smartie…want a toke?” and I replied “No thanks man…today has been really fucking surreal already”

Kim Says:

ha ha ha… yeah- I would think so!

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