As of tomorrow guess what I will be doing??!!
GUESS, DAMN YOU!
Fine. Be that way. I’ll tell you anyway though because I am FAR TO EXCITED TO CONTAIN MYSELF.
So…. as of tomorrow I have my squirming wiggling baby Gray all to myself until SATURDAY while his lovely parents are strolling around New York. Yes- me & the little man- learning new words and dramatic gestures to stun and anger thrill his parents upon their return.
But wait- there is more. While the wee one is in daycare I shall be cleaning up my lovely crazy mother’s house. (Think A & E’s “Hoarders” but with no emotional attachment to the billions of items, no dead animals and far more laughing.) I try to do it once a year but missed 2009 so who knows what kind of goodies I’ll find!!! I know- it doesn’t sound like fun to many but I dig it. My aunt has rented me a dumpster so clearly I mean fucking business.
Sigh. Baby Gray and organizing someone shit. It’s like the heavens opened up and are peeing tropical flavored skittles on to my upturned & smiling face.
