Perhaps in keeping with Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow’s brainiacal name for their child “Apple” they could stick with the food theme….like Tater Good or Asparagus Good. Of course nothing will ever beat the best name I ever heard. I knew a family in my old haunt in Ontario - last name was Dickout. Not kidding. To make matters worse they called their son Lester. That’s correct….Les Dickout. Poor bastard…he must have dreaded recess every fucking day with a name like that.

I feel bad for the kids but in all honesty- if I were to parent a child (this is yet ANOTHER reason I shouldn’t) I’d totally be an asshole like that about a name. Too much fun to resist……

Such awesome news! And I love the way Rae writes - total amazeballs.

Yeah- she makes me laugh. There’s a touch of the evil in that girl….. i like it!