g I’ve come to the realization that it will be unlikely that I will do any sort of real post in the next few day, and certainly haven’t in the last several days… sorry, am distracted with dogs and beer and holidays………So here are some photos of our smarmy new house. I fucking LOVE it. There are a few things we have to deal with- the painting won’t happen for a couple of weeks and the baseboards and door trim are all still missing but I fucking adore this place. There is one major issue that I didn’t realize right away though. We use the backdoor to come and go, but the front door has a cute small alcove in between the screen door & the actual front door. (The cat is in HEAVEN!!) I like to leave the front door open so she can look out. It should be said here that I am NOT a bathroom door closer. EVER. If I happen to be crapping/dealing with a “personal hygiene”moment or digging snot out of my nose, I don’t close the door. If Steve walks by, sometimes he gets a show, sometimes he pukes a little in his mouth, but it’s the way I roll around people that I am comfortable with. If I had company, I would close the bathroom door. Honestly, I would. I was peeing the other day (door wide open) and realized by the shocked looks of the strangers out on the street that my toilet is almost perfectly in line with my front screen door. Surprise, surprise…..

Here are some random shots that don’t have anything to do with me peeing in front of strangers. In my last post, Native Minnow mentioned that he loves our coffee table. I get a weird little thrill when people love my shit. (Wait, not me shitting in front of the door, I mean my stuff. You knew that, right?)