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posted on: March 31st, 2010

I am stressed and I am burnt and I am now on vacation.

Holy Mary Mother of Dog!!!!

For someone who travels for 6 months to a year at a time- it has been 5 years since I have gone anywhere for more than a few days for the purpose of absolute relaxation and that’s just fucking wrong.

Today is Wednesday and I have gotten off of work, cracked a beer and walked the dogs. On Monday, Suz & I shall spend a week in a swanky hotel just a stones through from my old apartment in downtown Vancouver. There will be shopping, eating at my much missed favorite restaurants, and there will be drinks in the hot tub at 9am.

No men, no baby Gray, no dogs. Just the gals.

“Oh hellllo Mr. Vacation. How very nice to see you. Really? Ok. I would love to accompany you back to your place. No, I think I’ll leave my pants on this time but thanks anyway. I’ve missed you terribly.”

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Jeannie Says:

Have a wonderful time. I truly wish I was there with you. But then 3’s a crowd so I’d have to find a 4th.

Phaedra Says:

Can’t wait to finally meet you! C u soon!

Brian Smart Says:

The kid brother and I used to do this…I miss that. They typically ended up like this boys weekend opening up Ma’s cottage (it’s on an island in the Kawarthas):
me: shit. Power went out and the hockey games starting.
bro: no probs…get Grandpa’s radio and I’ll fish around for batteries.
me: I’m hungry too…where did you put the food?
bro: Food?! I thought you brought the food?
me: no asshole I faxed you the list at work ddid you not get it?
bro: No…left work early to get here butt-munch!
me: So what DID you bring?
bro: 60-pounder of rye.
me: Great.. all I brought was beer. So here we are: snowstorm, no power, stranded on the island with no food, just beer and a big bottle of loudmouth. I’ll be chasing you around with a fucking axe by midnight.

My vacation isn’t until May so I’m jealous!

Have a FANTASTIC time!

Kim Says:

Whoo Hoo! Thanks all- I plan on making the most of every second!!!!!
Phaedra- I hope Thursday (mid afternoon) still works for you. I’ll call you Thursday morning- Can’t wait!

Phaedra Says:

Thursday it is! Woot-woot!

Excellent! Have a good time.

wouldn’t mind meeting you as well, i know Phaeds maybe i could pop by say hi, then take off so i don’t ruin yer girl date… i mention it to her tomorrow incase you don’t get this.. :)

Kim Says:

sounds good to me- we’ll prob be meeting for coffee or a drink somewhere downtown mid afternoon!!!!

cool! :) i’ll make sure it is cool with her, she should be here in about a half hour.

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