to desire the replica

posted on: January 7th, 2009

The Mags is on a wee bit of a diet thanks to her (unauthorized) Christmas indulgence. ThisĀ  drastic step has not escaped her attention and she appears quite dismayed that the literal gravy train has come to an abrupt halt. She is a dog that will do almost anything within her power for food and were it not for her tell-tale girth, strangers observing her behavior might be convinced that I starve the little beast. She is a rather excellent actress and would do beautifully in any theater production that required prolonged looks of heartbreak and longing.

Maggi NEEDS.

In light of her recently restricted menu, the darling one has suddenly–after 2 winters of disinterest–decided that snow can be used as an alternate food source. The enormous glob on the flower pot has become her own personal buffet and I encourage this as it amuses me greatly.

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suz Says:

Awww Maggie! Your beard is looking very lush and shiney these days! Beauty!
xxxoo

She would do great in Les Miserable.

Matt Says:

Just make sure she doesn’t wat the yellow snow.

Dusty Says:

Our old, fat, white, diabetic poodle has been eating diet food for six years now….hasn’t lost a fucking ounce.

She sneaks over to the catbox…you can imagine the rest I am sure..yuck!

Dogs are masters of “pity me! My owner mistreats me!” when in reality they are completely spoiled.

My dogs are especially badly behaved when they come back from visiting my parents. My mom cooks extra pancakes for them. She doesn’t even cook pancakes for ME.

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