Actually this crossed my mind:

Clinton: OK Mr. Smart, I am working a contract for my old buddy Kim. Let’s just say I do interrogations.
me: Fuck you…I’m not telling you shit Bill
Clinton: We have ways of making you talk Smartie. You tell me what I want to know or you will have to get naked with Hillary!
me: OH FUCK NOOOO! Anything but that! What do you want to know! I’ll tell you anything! Just no nudity with Hillary OK! PLEEEEAAASE!

More like that SciFi show Scare Tactics. Let the beheading begin!

It is pretty freaky but they didn’t call him Slick Willy for nothing. (And I voted for him.)

in the back of my mind I hear the mournful bluesy sounds of a saxophone playing and I smell cheeseburgers.

I don’t know. I kinda like old Bill.

No one can deny that he gets shit done! (and in my twisted head it makes Bush look like an even bigger jackass, which always brightens my day.)

I dig Bill. But I hate Fleetwood Mac.

hahahaha. I’m sending Stevie Nicks after you Kami!!!

I’d just think I was looking in the mirror. Bill Clinton is my doppelganger after all.

im still wondering how the fuck he got them out of there so easily. but i love this post.

HAHAHAHAHA oh god I LOVE YOU.

See? I can do caps too!

I thought Monica Lewinsky was Bill’s doppleganger? (Sorry - it’s Friday and I seem to be maturing-challenged today…could be related to watching “The Ant and the Aardvark” on YouTube).

Kim Jong Il is a man of mercy.

oh my darling bloggy friends, you make me blush. And Mr. Condescending, you suit your name like hand to glove or beer to kim.

Ahahaha… Punk’d. I could totally see it. Glad they’re back!

I’d kick Ashton Kutcher’s ass without a reason. I’d do it for free!

Kim Jong Il is just misunderstood because he’s ’so ronery’. Does he ever change that jacket? It must smell like a camel’s ass by now.

OH my gosh that is so funny! I have so loved Bill and Bush made me love Bill even more.

It’s amazing how much Bush made everyone love Bill more!!!!