Surprise, surprise! McCain has agreed to grace the political stage with his presence for the debate tonight. Gee, didn’t see that coming.

However, what I do see coming is this;

“I froze my campaign to assist the people of this great nation. I did so in the countries best interest and at great personal sacrifice to my Presidential campaign. Having lost the race for Presidency, I can sleep well at night knowing that I made the tough but correct choice, but I still can’t believe I chose Palin. What the fuck was I thinking?” Thank you and goodnight.”