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posted on: October 29th, 2008
"Hello? Is anybody out there?"

"Hello? Is anybody out there?"

Senator Ted Stevens was found G-U-I-L-T-Y of violating federal ethics laws when he failed to report $250,000 in gifts and services from friends that he used to renovate his home in Alaska. Though Sen. Stevens is the Senates longest serving Republican, in some circles he is better known for this little doozy that, with good reason, went viral.

“They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it’s going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.”

The senate vote is next week and should he step out or be booted out, the Dem’s are one step closer to a Senate majority. Hope the built in bread maker and bonsai garden were worth it buddy, and if you do end up in the big house (doubtful) I hope the tubes there don’t get clogged.

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Stever Says:

I’d like to, right here, right now, personally thank Senator Ted Stevens for the wonderful word and meme he spawned, “INTERTUBES”. The interwebs would never have been the same without him.

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