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posted on: April 19th, 2009

At 45 degrees latitude Nostradamus predicted a great drought in which all water will disappear. If you look along that latitude, it matches with all of the worlds major grain belts. A global famine. The beginning of the end.

There will be three eclipses in 2012 which is an oddity in itself. Are the 3 eclipsed moons in one of the images in the lost book of Nostradamus (found in 1994) reflecting this as the beginning of the end? There is a plethora of information on line about 2012 and it’s clues and paths lead in multiple crazyass directions- including that those apparent alchemy masters the Freemasons embedded clues in many of Europe’s buildings that foretold the coming Apocalypse. Theories abound. Honey bees are disappearing, yet we depend on their pollination. Famine equals disease equals war and the dominoes continue to fall………. If I were a conspiracy theorist, my head would literally be exploding right now. I would be camped at the base of the Cross of Hendaye scribbling in a notebook and mumbling incoherently to myself.

The Mayans, the Egyptians, the Hopi, the Aztecs, Nostradamus……. all believed that 2012 is going to be the worlds own personal shit show. The big bang reversed. Our end of days. The galactic alignment seems to be at the heart of it all and there is no debating that this takes place in 2012. Could they possibly have forecast an event that occurs every 26,000 years? The great pyramids and the sphinx are perfectly lined up astrologically at the half way mark of this 26,000 year cycle. A harbinger of days yet to come and the clues to which appear to be peppered through out diverse civilizations stretching back to our earliest times. Why does the Mayan calendar end in 2012? What will the galactic alignment prompt on a planetary level?

The weakening of the earth’s magnetic field? A swapping of the poles? Bye bye twitter.

It has been said that 5 times in the earth’s history man has been brought to his knees and almost totally annihilated. Is 6 times the charm? If 2012 is the beginning of the end, then we only have a few years left to wait to see if it is in fact true. Of course, it will be too late to do anything about it then.

Man I love this kind of shit. And clearly, I shouldn’t be allowed to drink wine and watch the history channel when their on doom & gloom week….

(This entire post is of course null & void if you are a God follower who believes the earth is only a half a dozen thousand years old. None of this shit could possibly be true. Carry on as you were little sheep. Leave the “crazy for a different reason” people alone.)

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Jeannie Says:

So, all I have to say is this: if the world is going to end, who cares about global warming? or the credit crunch? Seems to me we should all just party for a few years.

It’s all so wonderfully mysterious - you can’t help but wonder but it’s hard to take seriously.

kim Says:

HA HA HA! I like it! One big Copacabana until 2012….
It will be interesting to see what kind of tizzy people whip themselves into in the next few years!

Stever Says:

They’re gonna take away my Twitter? Burn those bastards at the stake!

mmmmm, lightly burnt edges on a juicy rare steak. drool, drool.

Sorry, got distracted there, back to the topic at hand….

The calendar on my wall ends in January 2010. Seems the end of days is actually coming 2 years early. The rest of those crazy conspirators are on crack. They should trust my calendar, not the silly Mayans’. Mine has pictures of cats on it. ‘nuf said.

Kim Says:

How did we start dating without my knowing that you buy calenders with cats on them?

f.B Says:

I watch the History Channel drunk, too! Man, this made me feel at home. And want a drink and some Cities of the Underworld.

The reversing of the poles probably wouldn’t effect much other than possibly magnetotactic (sp?) bacteria. All that other stuff has happened multiple times during the course of human history as well (even though we’re not THAT old of a species). I doubt anything other than the sun burning out would wipe out all 6.5 billion of us (or whatever we’re up to now).

Then again, I’m sort of repeating myself, aren’t I?

Dusty Says:

Holy fuckamoly..this is some depressing shit woman as I will still, hopefully, be alive in 2012!

Bon Don Says:

History channel scares me when they tell me we are all going to die horrible deaths…

I personally have been avoiding all bills and drinking like a fish because of this projected dooms day, BUT now…. I’ve heard somewhere that a wise man with cat calendar has come forth with the “real” date of JAN 2010!!

I MUST PARTY DOUBLE!

BDC Says:

The calendar stopped because those savages ran out of room… lazy bastards!

Desert Rat Says:

I thought the world ended in 2000! I keep pinching myself and I don’t feel a thing.

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