All of a sudden it’s snowing like a freaking mad man out there. Huge thick flakes that obliterate any chance of visibility. Parking lots have turned into an amusing guessing game of “which nondescript white lump is my car?” While it is pretty, my problem is this; I’m currently wearing my ultra sexy tall black high heeled boots. Make no mistake people, they’re HOT! However, these babies are not made for practicality. These boots are made for planting one on the chest of a male model while I seductively tug on his tie with my shiny blood red nails, not for slogging through a snow covered tundra.

Fuck.