Out the back door of my office on the other side of the alley is a retirement home. It has 3 stories of apartments with 13 balconies on each floor that are facing me. Almost every one of them has a wind chime of some sort and when I’m out there on windy days like today I feel like I’m in a weird parade and should be giving the Queen wave to anyone who ventures down the alley.

WTF?

Is it any wonder that people often think I should wear a helmet?