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posted on: January 8th, 2010

My school re-opened 5 days ago on Monday the 4th and normally my days consist of me sitting snug in my little principle-ish office and closing the door tightly when majong my work requires extra concentration. Not this week however. My receptionist Karen-that guardian of my sanity and keeper of all smarmy salesmen out of my face-is still in Mexico and won’t be back to work until Monday. This means that every time that front door opens I have to drag my administrative ass out to her desk and make nice with the public which I think we all know is not exactly my forte. So…… to extract a little bit of revenge I decided that I would turn the lovely & rather delicate little ceramic nativity scene that she has set up at her desk into an African American nativity scene. Unfortunately, none of my black markers were thin enough to reach into all of the cracks & crevices of their wee little faces. Consequently, rather than African American, they all look as though they have Michael Jackson’s vitiligo.

You’ll notice that I have left one figurine unmolested; the angel with the name across her chest in black letters. “Who is Gloria?” you ask? I have no fucking idea. Had I painted her though, it would be just my luck that she’d turn out to be a god-child or a sorely missed dead person.

The moral of this story? I’ll fuck with people’s shit all day long but apparently even I won’t fuck with an angel named Gloria.

PS- My best friend Susin has vitiligo and I feel that this post and the defacing of the nativity scene is an important step for a cause dear to her heart. Jesus and his manger crew would bring in way more research dollars for vitiligo than Michael Jackson could have ever hoped to!

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Brian Smart Says:

I really don’t think you fucked with anybody’s shit. I think the fact that the lord was likely a little darker skinned than most bible-thumpers would like to believe means you have made this scene historically, biologically, and anthropologically correct.

Remind you receptionist of this when she returns and shits an asteroid when she discovers what you’ve done.

Kim Says:

I’m totally quoting you on that!

I agree with Brian Smart!

suz Says:

haha!!! Almost as funny as something I once read on the Vitiligo web site I go to.
It is a hard disease to get used to…leaves us who have it feeling a bit deformed. It can even be psychologically damaging if you let it…because society puts so much pressure on being beautiful.
…So this guy on our web site was writing about how he told his mom that he has Vitiligo. He told her that he had the same disease as Micheal Jackson. He wrote that his mom then became quite distraught…she managed to get out a question about his disease through tears…her question was: Do you mean that you’re a pedofile????
haha!!! I laughed so hard!!! We with vitiligo by the way hate it being referred to as “Micheal Jackson’s Vitiligo”. It was not his…and he did not own it…in fact he was not even willing to help us to raise awareness for it. Instead he threatened those who contacted him with threats of being sued.
As for Karen’s little Nativity scene…I think it’s beautiful…and a great teaching prop in an institution that teaches esthetics. No Kim! I am not offended and I will not kill you!
So the next time you see someone with Vitiligo…give them a knowing smile…and don’t be afraid to touch us…it’s what we have on the inside that counts!

Kim Says:

“and don’t be afraid to touch us”
WTF??? I fondle you all the freaking time!

suz Says:

lol…not you silly….you touch me a bit too much…it’s getting kinda creepy! It’s borderline bestfriend molestation…um…maybe you should seek some help for that!!!! Although Stan loves it!!!

Kim Says:

bestfriend molestation????? I’ve NEVER brought Jello! I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about!!!!

Kim Says:

ps- tell your husband that I called him a perv.

suz Says:

lol…he said…”fuckin…so?”

Dan Says:

(Giggles madly)

You GO, girl!

Kim Says:

:)
I think she’s gonna laugh her ass off but the rest of the gals at work think she’s gonna totally freak out.
I’ll let you know which it is.

Ree Says:

Okay, so I need to tell you this.

I just fell in love with you.

kim Says:

awwwww. thanks Ree!!!!!

Hannah Says:

Maybe I’m nuts but they look good like that! Its nice to see some different takes on the whole Jeebus nativity thing! :)

heh the majong makes me laugh. was my favourite game when i was a receptionist where i answered a slow phone for 4 years. hard job. loved the majong. (wait one of those years i covered a mattleave and worked pretty hard no time for majong anyway)

laura Says:

ohhhhhhh u guys made me laugh..i have vit myself..nd its nice seeing ppl joke bout it…cuz at times ppl stare nd hate to even shake our hands…keep up gals nd guys..u rock ;))) nd thanks for u have put a smile on my face…

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