Today is the day when all the otherwise uninterested people get to pretend to recycle, care about their carbon imprint, and seriously think about donating to the WWF.
To me, earth day is sort of like St. Patrick’s Day. Suddenly everyone you know is spouting about their 1/457th of Irish heritage when in reality it’s just a ploy to avoid that pesky “drunk in public” charge at 8am.
Mother Earth knows this. She’s kinda like Santa that way, she knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Given this fact, there are some factory owners that should be expecting to be hit by lightning one day because make no mistake people, she may be patient, but she is also a vengeful temptress with a wicked sense of humour. There will be a day when she simply rolls her giant shoulders and shrugs off our human race like the parasites that we are.
She may be biding her time, but trust me, she’s mighty fucking pissed at us right now.