You know when you get a song stuck in your head and it plays on a never ending reel through your brain until you want to shoot yourself in the face?
Yeah, that. I have it.
It’s a song from”Coke Machine Glow” -Gord Downie’s old solo project- called Vancouver Divorce. All morning I’ve been hearing;
“Sittin’ here at the Horton’s, so you know this is important.”
All of you in Canada have probably just cracked a wee little smile of familiarity and nostalgia while most of you in the US are saying “Huh?”
On the up side though, at least it’s not the fucking “Chicken Dance.” Na na na na na na na na, Na na na na nana na……….
Sorry if I just implanted you with that little piece of fresh hell.















