After more than a dozen years in the making I think most people just sort of figured that Axle was too busy re-braiding his hair to finish Chinese Democracy. I must say that I’m surprised as hell that it’s actually been released. It feels like getting an anniversary present from your husband 14 years after you divorced him.

Yes, out of curiosity, I will have a little listen, but I fear that my GnR days faded with Rocket Queen. Here comes the free Dr Pepper!