I fucking love this one. (Thanks TK! You know me well!) If you haven’t already seen it- you won’t believe it’s true….. After returning from vacation in Egypt a Polish woman was shocked to discover that her 13 year old was knocked up. That she had slipped away in the evenings and gotten a little hot & heavy with a penis wielding boy was apparently unfathomable, so she had obviously gotten preggers via other methods.
Like swimming. In what she refers to as a “mixed pool.”
She is now suing the hotel for compensation, and as wacko as it already sounds, my question is this; How did the pool break her hymen? Or is there a dude ranch out there somewhere that’s about to be dragged into court?
(Of course, imagine if it were true? This woman from Poland just single handedly bankrupted the worlds previously profitable sperm banks.)
On a similarly bizarre note; my mother was raised to believe that if you were running in the dark and bumped into a pole (flag, tetherball, or otherwise) you would immediately become pregnant.
Yeah, I know. Don’t ask.