Things to avoid saying/doing if you are sitting in the administrators office while applying for a program in a post secondary institution;
“I don’t really do rules.”
“So if I’d have to put up with the rules, you guys would have to put up with my attitude, right?”
Using my business card as a toothpick during interview.
“Can you deny me entrance or do you have to let me in?”
*removes small tupperware container from pocket with something red in it* “Here! Smell this.”
I have a one way mirror in my office (because I like to spy on people) and there were several staff member faces pressed against it while Mr. McTwitchy crackalicious was in with me. I think they feared a knifing or some such similar carnage. I would finish this post with some witty wrap up but I am far too busy checking that my “application denied” stamp has sufficient ink.
